I used to have a general rule about candy intake: pace yourself. I have abandon this theory, and have adopted the: eat it all and barely survive the natural consequences that comes with 24 hours of constant sugar intake theory.
It happened last night. Ben woke me up from a great dream to say we had a puker. He is a sympathetic puker, so I made my way to the bathroom, where our oldest was heaving.
Do you suppose it’s from all the sugar?
“Yes! (heave) I’ll never eat candy again! (heave) It was stupid! (heave)”
Poor guy, I hate it when the kids are sick.
Through all this I couldn’t help but think of the “heroes of change” in Washington. What kind of change, who knows, it seems they are fast eaters, not fast readers. These socialist *Sis gagging*are cramming this PORKY candy down “We the people’s” throat, indebtting the next couple of generations, for the sake of ‘we must act quickly’.
Our fore fathers, rich capitalist, forward thinkers, hated government! They made it small and slow moving on purpose. To keep some smooth talking, power greedy socialist from coming in overnight and CHANGEing the small government they were setting up. How long will it take for a society in a PORK induced coma, to wake up and vomit out these socialist power mongers? Maybe never. Why be an over-achiever if laziness is rewarded by a welfare check that is on time? Because mediocrity isn’t okay, that’s why.
But, I’m only one person. Yup! One person of grand design, hopefully a backbone and a good gag reflex. What would happen if we started syncrinizing our purge? How about emailing (in sync) the people in Washington that are SUPPOSED TO BE REPRESENTING US? Or not voting for that good-ole-boy who has been in Washington forever. Hey, I know, let’s take back the country for We (you and me) the people. Or we can just sit with our head in the toilet, accepting the hangover and the natural consequences that will come when you get drunk on socialist pork and make the empty promise of “That was stupid. I’ll never do that again.”
What are you going to do?
Simply Purging,
Sis (The recovering bulimic, who sometimes forgets to purge.)
PS. This is what I’m doing: Becoming an intelligent thinker http://www.hermancain.com/hitm.asp
Educating myself: http://www.foxnews.com/ www.rushlimbaugh.com/ www.glennbeck.com/ http://www.americansforprosperity.org/
Contacting my US Representative https://writerep.house.gov/writerep/welcome.shtml
Contact my US Senator http://www.senate.gov/
Tags: political rant, politics, pork, socialism, stimulus bill
OH NO!! I hope I’m not to blame for sending them V-day treats.
Maybe pacing yourself isn’t such a bad idea.
So Sorry “dub-ya”.
If you need to dispose of that candy and/or chocolate, I know where you can get rid of it! heeheehee
I just love how you can take the act of puking and write a story about the government!
I’ve already confiscated and consumed the chocolate. A mother has to charge “tax” for putting up with the sugar high.
Thanks for reading! Sis
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