As a rule, we don’t war much around here. Ben and I, anyway. The boys on the other hand, have obstacles to overtake, landmines to negotiate and personal countries to defend.
If Ben and I war with one another, toilet paper would probably top the list of reasons.
(Warning: this post is fixin’ to go south and I mean SOUTH in a hurry, so bail now, if you’re feeling weak.)
Ben came out of the bathroom the other day, a little disgusted.
“About that new toilet paper you bought…”
I was delighted that he had noticed that I splurged and bought something a little…nicer.
Yeah, do you like it?
“It’s John Wayne toilet paper.”
Oh cool, you like John Wayne!
“I like HIM. I don’t like his toilet paper.”
Huh?
“It don’t take crap off of no body. Can you buy the other stuff?”
Like I have just two choices….
Does anyone else war about toilet paper?
I must know.
I’m in deep,
Sandhill Sis
Quilted Northern baby! TP by any other name ought to be outlawed.
Um I’d like to comment about toilet paper wars….
There are only two acceptable papers. #1 is Charmin with the aloe. Slides off the butt without sticking. (You said this post was going south…) Problem is the cost. It’s apparently woven with GOLD and aloe. #2 is the Charmin in the red packaging, labeled “strong”. Strong is important because toilet paper that falls apart and sticks to the butt is just gross. I have done some considerable thinking about this. Take my word on it.
Now, that’s some feedback right, there. I love it!!! Thank you.
Sis
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