Just like every other aspect of Deputy Barney’s life, kindergarten graduation was no different…
“Mom, I’m just gonna quit going and retire from boring old kindergarten if it doesn’t end soon.”
What do you say to that?
“Yes you can!” (If you’re the current socialist in the White House.)
“You’ve got three months before your social security runs out and you have to go back to work school.” (If you’re this mom.)
“What’s social security?”
“It’s retirement money.”
“Oh, does that mean I can’t retire?”
“You catch on quick. On second thought, maybe you should just skip grade school and move to the White House, Barn. I think you get it.”
Simply,
Sis
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