As you know, I have this persona. This thing. This evil in my life. A spawn of hell. My evil twin SINthia. She is everything wrong in my life. She says IT out loud. She is THAT mom, THAT lady, THAT….whatever people in town gossip about. She loves it! She lives without regrets and never [...]
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(Before this tail tale gets started…if you haven’t met SINthia, my persona, evil twin, the other-other woman in Ben’s life, you best catch up here or here.)
It all started a normal day, for Kansas: watching wheat grow in 60 mph winds. Normal that is, until our power went out. Barney and I decided a day shopping for [...]
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“Who wants to say the prayer?” I asked while sitting down to supper…
Deputy Barney raised his hand like he was still in school and we all struck our favorite prayer pose. “THE FORCE”, as we call it, off of Star Wars. Complete with, pisssss-waaaaaong, light saber-type sound effects, and Master Yoda’s three finger FORCE that connects us [...]
