I don’t like fences.  So here in our wheat field, we don’t build them. In fact I don’t like them so much I invented an Invisafence to keep the garden destroying critters out, and, I’ve got plenty to wall out. There is a creek that runs behind our house that’s about 200 yards from my coffee cup, and it’s filled with all sorts of critters that love to come for a visit. Thanks to Invisafence, they’re the only things around here that doesn’t stay for supper. 

I’m telling you, this idea is a winner, man. I’m gonna ride this ride to the top. In fact, I’m taking this idea all the way to that American Inventor TV show. When George Foreman sees it, he’ll break his arm getting an infomercial contract out so I can sign. I imagine, it will go something like this…

That’s right my friends for just $19.99 you could have Invisafence, a lifetime supply of organic fencing. Yes, my good people, I said LIFETIME. You’re not gonna find a better deal anywhere around. Organic fences are cheap, readily available, and easy to install. But wait, if you call now, I will throw in organic fencing for saplings too, at no cost to you. CALL NOW. 1-800-PEE-ONIT.

That’s right, my gardening gurus, I’m talking about urine, wee-wee, number one, whiz, tinkle, and pee. It’s green, organic, and it REALLY works! When you pee around the perimeter of your garden or saplings the cute little bunnies and bambies smell it and…well lets just say, they start thinking the grass isn’t always greener on the other side.

Please note. Please pee around, not on your precious little plants or the results could be dire. It only took me four dead boxwood shrubs to figure this out. I finally came to this conclusion while watching the daily ‘piffin’ contest’, that maybe a rock and cactus garden is what would best just off our deck. DUH!

Get Invisafence and forget the Detrol. Let her flow, baby!

“Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies, don’t fence me in.”

I gotta go…

Sis