Oh, I’ve known about her for sometime now.

She’s the reason for numerous emails, texts, and phone conversations.

If that’s not enough, he claims she IS his passion.

And with her in his arms, all his cares just drift away.

Sometimes it’s not the secrets in life that hurt.

It’s the blatant open affection shown to HER that hurts.

I caught them together the other day.

I didn’t say anything.

I just took some pictures.

He was oblivious to it.

If I have to watch him play with her G string one more time…

I don’t know what I’ll do.

I call her Goldie because of her golden locks and all her BLING.

And in Ben’s arms she just sings and sings.

I guess  I’m jealous.

What were you thinking?

Did I mention, she also has a long neck,  a BIG butt, and always wears two G strings? The freak!

I think I’m safe. Is there an “other woman” in your life?

Goldie & Ben – At it again!

Simply,

Sis

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