As you know, I have this persona. This thing. This evil in my life. A spawn of hell. My evil twin SINthia. She is everything wrong in my life. She says IT out loud. She is THAT mom, THAT lady, THAT….whatever people in town gossip about. She loves it! She lives without regrets and never [...]
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Preface: The following is a true fish story ~ about a snake no less. It’s also about how little boys thrive on the same adventure that has been known to kill even the toughest mothers.
I regret I didn’t have a camera the day this story took place. (It would have been trampled, anyway.) However, this [...]
I think my persona, SINthia, is related to these people…watch this…then read on…you’ll see what I mean. It’s a conspiracy. I really think she’s trying to ruin my life.
I hate to shop. I hate to shop, because that’s exactly when SINthia, my evil twin, decides she needs to be seen and heard. (If you haven’t been corrupted by [...]
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(Before this tail tale gets started…if you haven’t met SINthia, my persona, evil twin, the other-other woman in Ben’s life, you best catch up here or here.)
It all started a normal day, for Kansas: watching wheat grow in 60 mph winds. Normal that is, until our power went out. Barney and I decided a day shopping for [...]
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